Doritos Cruncher alert upgraded to level Orange

Every day at approximately 10:30 am and 2:30 pm, the Cruncher procures a bag of Doritos chips from the vending machine, and proceeds to eat them at his desk, crunching very loudly. The PeptoBismol bottle is displayed openly to one side of the desk, available in case of Dorito artificial flavour overload emergency. The noise generated from this crunching is at a surprisingly high decibel level, necessitating the closing of my office door if concentration on my work is required (this is rarely the case).

Today an additional Crunching Episode occured, at around 4:15 pm. The addiction is firmly rooted now ! Who knows where this could lead... 4,5, maybe even 10 bags a day ?! So we have upgraded to Cruncher Alert Level Orange. Stay tuned to this site for updates.